[gundog]

I knew a guy whose mom fed the squirrels macadamia nuts. He said it was pretty pathetic watching their fat asses try to climb the deck railing.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I remember our local news station hired some blonde bimbette to read the news. Up came the country of Macedonia on the screen, and she said, yup, “Macadamia.” She didn’t stay for the long run.