>>Don’t eat me
Who could have POSSIBLY guessed that it would be necessary to tell people that? Major YUCK!
HOLY MOLY...eat a bat???!!!
You know that bats are ‘vampires’ right? You know that they fly around and when they see a neck and no one is around they turn into ‘Dracula’ and suck the blood from the body and then turn back into a bat...
(If Shifty Shift can tell bedtime stories, so can I, only I know what I’m talking about)...