Like when you are drunk as a skunk and have diarrhea and throw up at the same time but cant figure out which end to put in the toilet first?
Mine isn’t caused by being drunk as a skunk. Yet, I have been known to be sitting on the toilet holding a bowl for nausea at the same time. I blame dengue fever in that case. Or, food poisoning. That was a lot of fun, too.
That’s why you should never have a wicker or mesh wastebasket in the bathroom.