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To: Celtic Conservative

Nice pair of valences.


13 posted on 01/21/2020 2:50:40 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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25 posted on 01/21/2020 4:14:57 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
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26 posted on 01/21/2020 4:15:04 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
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To: Army Air Corps
Nice pair of valences.

Kate and Anna McGarrigle: NaCl (1984)

Just a little atom of chlorine, Valence minus one,
Swimming through the sea, Diggin' the scene, just havin' fun,
She's not worried about the shape or size of her outside shell, It's fun to ionize,
Just a little atom of C-L With an unfilled shell.
Somewhere in that sea, Lurks handsome sodium.
With enough electrons on his outside shell, Plus that extra one.
"Somewhere in this deep blue sea There's a negative for my extra energy,
Yes, somewhere in this foam, My positive will find a home."
Then unsuspecting chlorine, Felt a magnetic pull,
She looked down and her outside shell was full,
Sodium cried, "What a gas! Be my bride,
And I'll change your name from chlorine to chloride."
Now the sea evaporates to make the clouds for the rain and snow,
Leaving her chemical compounds in the absence of H2O.
But the crystals that wash upon the shore are happy ones, So if you never thought before . . .
Think of the love that you eat, When you salt your meat.

29 posted on 01/21/2020 4:37:45 PM PST by Ol' Dan Tucker (For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
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