Creepers.
"The Shot Heard Round The World."
...Richmond?
(sharp intake of breath) ...
no guarantees; PRAY.
A British patrol was on its way to Concord to seize a rebel arsenal when it encountered resistance at the town green of Lexington. Colonel Francis Smith said to the assembled colonists, "Lay down your arms, you rebel bastards!" Someone fired a shot, and the first battle was on.
The patrol made its way to Concord. Major Pitcairn had his troops throw some cannonballs and powder in the river and spike a few cannon. Most of the rifles in the hands of citizens were cached where the troops couldn't find them. Ben Franklin later said in a letter to a friend that a group of American schoolboys could have done more damage.
Pitcairn adjourned to a tavern while Smith got his troops into formation for the march back to Boston. It ended up being a long march in that the colonists fired at the troops at will, and the march to Boston became a rout.