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Putting The ‘Fat’ In Fatwa: ‘Big’ ISIS Head Arrested In Mosul — Twitter Reactions Are Comedy GOLD
Clashdaily.com ^ | on January 17, 2020 | by Wes Walker

Posted on 01/17/2020 7:09:53 AM PST by Red Badger

Not to brag or anything but this arrest was HUGE.

Not much of a flight risk, this one. Even if he CAN make it up to his feet, how fast could his mobility scooter possibly go?

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Ali Y. Al-Baroodi @AliBaroodi

Latest photos for #ISIS Mufti. He was the strongest supporter of demolishing Mosul heritage. He used to give the Friday Sermon in my neighborhood. He cheered up in the very Friday after the blowing of Prophet Jonah Mosque in the early days of their invasion. 📷 Social media https://twitter.com/AliBaroodi/status/1217752217639362561 … View image on Twitter View image on Twitter Ali Y. Al-Baroodi @AliBaroodi

A big ISIS head is arrested in #Mosul. Shifaa Al-Nima was an ISIS mufti and the 2nd justice figure after Abu Ayoob. https://twitter.com/SecMedCell/status/1217735876698083335 … 2,062 3:24 PM - Jan 16, 2020 Twitter Ads info and privacy

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Remind you of anybody? How about this guy?

He’s a … Fat Bastard.

The ‘Fat’ part is obvious. But what about the bastard part?

Don’t worry, he’s got that covered, too.

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Ali Y. Al-Baroodi @AliBaroodi · 17h Replying to @AliBaroodi

He was also one of the biggest heads who gave fatwas to execute, enslave,confiscate, and do all the filthy deeds of their followers. Abu Ayoob, the supreme mufti, was droned in Western Mosul during the battle to retake the city from ISIS.

Ali Y. Al-Baroodi @AliBaroodi

Unconfirmed news say SWAT raided the house where he was hiding in Mansoor nhood, W Mosul. I wish you all the justice in the world for all the crimes you gave the execuse to commit. Many families will cheer up tonight, but that unfortunately will not bring their beloved back. 535 3:34 PM - Jan 16, 2020 Twitter Ads info and privacy

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The humor covered the gamut. We save the best for last.

There were hunger strike jokes.

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Jesse Kelly ✔ @JesseKellyDC

Glad this guy got arrested. Clearly not gonna be one of those “hunger strike” prisoners either. https://twitter.com/alibaroodi/status/1217920646350549010 … Ali Y. Al-Baroodi @AliBaroodi

Latest photos for #ISIS Mufti. He was the strongest supporter of demolishing Mosul heritage. He used to give the Friday Sermon in my neighborhood. He cheered up in the very Friday after the blowing of Prophet Jonah Mosque in the early days of their invasion. 📷 Social media https://twitter.com/AliBaroodi/status/1217752217639362561 … View image on Twitter View image on Twitter 483 3:54 PM - Jan 16, 2020 Twitter Ads info and privacy

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To: hal ogen

They arrested him, but now they have to feed him.................


21 posted on 01/17/2020 7:50:51 AM PST by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
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To: Red Badger

‘Do we have a drone that big?
Yes! Only one. Take him out with our Nadler.


22 posted on 01/17/2020 7:55:22 AM PST by ArtDodger
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To: Yardstick

LOL!! Good one!


23 posted on 01/17/2020 7:55:56 AM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: Red Badger

It would take that guy a year or two to die on a hunger strike.


24 posted on 01/17/2020 8:20:04 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

Well, they gotta get his weight down to where the rope won’t snap!.........


25 posted on 01/17/2020 8:27:49 AM PST by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
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To: Red Badger

Think he would make the perfect sex partner for hitlary... Just imagine the possibilities...


26 posted on 01/17/2020 9:48:47 AM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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To: Red Badger

If it were a dud it might fulfill his biggest fantasy wish.


27 posted on 01/17/2020 10:24:19 AM PST by epluribus_2 (He, had the best mom - ever. my)
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To: Diogenesis

MSNBC: “A gentle giant.”


28 posted on 01/17/2020 10:25:14 AM PST by ModelBreaker
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To: Red Badger

Russianhas choppers that lifted a frozen mammoth with steel cables in Siberia. Can be done.


29 posted on 01/17/2020 10:25:51 AM PST by epluribus_2 (He, had the best mom - ever. my)
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To: Red Badger

His death row last meal request would likely be for an all you can eat buffet.......


30 posted on 01/17/2020 10:32:28 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (I want an impeachment pen)
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To: Hot Tabasco

He should choke on a ham sandwich...................


31 posted on 01/17/2020 10:33:26 AM PST by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
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To: Red Badger

When they arrived to arrest him, he made a waddle for it to try to get away.


32 posted on 01/17/2020 10:39:47 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

He could have rolled into a ball and bowled them all over!....................


33 posted on 01/17/2020 10:40:54 AM PST by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
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To: SgtHooper; All

You guys are killing me - LOL!!


34 posted on 01/17/2020 11:32:46 AM PST by 4Liberty (Impeached, for a retort about Rosie's unhealthy weight. Why not for Obama's "Special Olympics" slur?)
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To: Red Badger

Egg McMufti

(yeah I know that doesn’t really make sense...)


35 posted on 01/17/2020 4:18:41 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; azishot; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; ..

ISIS leader dubbed ‘Jabba the Jihadi’ captured in Iraq

https://nypost.com/2020/01/17/isis-leader-dubbed-jabba-the-jihadi-captured-in-iraq/


36 posted on 01/17/2020 6:37:50 PM PST by bitt (A FRIVOLOUS impeachment vote is a SEDITIOUS CONSPIRACY)
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To: Yardstick

We should have given the job to the Navy.

They have Harpoons....................


37 posted on 01/20/2020 6:20:46 AM PST by Red Badger (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
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