Well, the way I’ve heard it is that a ‘Friend’ is someone who would help you bury a body.
But a ‘Real Friend’ is someone who would help you move house.
(I’ve moved a couple of times and I know who my real friends are. But even they wouldn’t move the weights - I mean body-building,’weight-lifting’ weights. That was just too much to ask :-)
Next time I move all my giant over sized over priced tool boxes, I will give you a call.