Why is California so much Smarter than the rest of the US?

Vanity/Self ^ | 1/8/2020 | vanity vanity all is vanity

[BenLurkin]

Raisins

[dhs12345]

Prop 65.

[workerbee]

Why? Because they’re all FAAAAABBBBBULOUS!!!!

[familyop]

I don’t know, but let’s build a wall to keep that smartness from leaking out.

[kaehurowing]

Cancer causing California Raisins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcDGbaCsatQ

Yeah, when was the last time you heard a California Rasin commercial?

They killed millions of innocent people before folks wised up to the dangers.

[Equine1952]

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[freedumb2003]

Here in Texas I think the warnings, if any, say:

“Warning If you are so stupid you need a warning on this product you are too stupid to use it!”

[Openurmind]

Lol, one of my pet peeves... Still to this day not one of these have been PROVED... Time to re-research this crap.

[kaehurowing]

WARNING: COFFEE IS HOT

[Equine1952]

What about covefefee?

[GingisK]

The opposite is what I have assumed. I see that Californians are too stupid to avoid eating lead-acid storage batteries and houses without first reading a warning label.

[Openurmind]

I remember when I was about twelve The state of Ca. put out a media warning that milk caused cancer. It absolutely destroyed the dairy industry market for about 3 years. What they deceptively failed to share was that you would have to drink a truck load a day for 350 years before it “might” cause cancer...

[DannyTN]

Because

• Darkness is so much brighter than light
• the moon is so much bigger than the sun
• they just think that because they have more weed
• they've confused arrogance with smartness

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

My guess is that it's easy to get a substance added to the list, but absolutely impossible to ever remove any.

After all, that would imply that "someone made a mistake," and that would be Heresy in Greendom.

[CARTOUCHE]

It’s the lower humidity levels compared to those east of the Rockies. Out here we’re really listless, drained, incapable of storing glycogen, impotent and ugly. We like it that way. We eschew warnings, we store ammo, weapons of waaaa, and some even stockpile food and water, all the while placing our groceries from Walmart in plastic shopping bags without a second thought. And we watch and wait for the signal to go medieval on the enemies of our listlessness.

[gogeo]

No “horrid age spots?”

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

That would have been next on the list, along with “Ring Around The Collar”.

[combat_boots]

To wit

Bunny pancake

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MVLFO6wd5Qg/TFn8SH-KAjI/AAAAAAAABBY/OO_VEKm4C2A/s400/rabbit_pancake.gif

[Lua Buom]

I bought a 24 inch mower blade and had to sign a Prop 65 warning.