I want my Big Macs to come in the old Styrofoam containers that keep it hot on the drive home, and not cold in a soggy cardboard box like they do now. That is so bogus. And while I'm at it, I want my Pink Slime and beef tallow back, too. Mickey D's burgers are so bland now, the buns have more flavor. And the fries are only good if they're still hot enough to burn the roof of your mouth. And
cook the damn things! They should be a crispy, dark golden brown that can stand up to an immense torrent of ketchup, not limper and whiter than Michael Jackson on a morgue slab.
Yeah, I'm old, white, and cranky.