Posted on 01/04/2020 6:48:14 AM PST by RummyChick
Barack Obama hates baby shark. And, mommy shark. And, daddy shark. And, ALL OF THE SHARKS!!! Which is why #44 rocked a shark deterrent anklet while paddleboarding in Hawaii!
Check out the device on Obama's right ankle -- it's called a Sharkbanz and it claims to repel Jaws from snacking on you like a piece of chum!Look, shark attacks in Hawaii don't happen THAT often -- but they do happen -- and when you're a former President, you don't wanna go out like Samuel L. Jackson in "Deep Blue Sea."
A company spokesperson tells us ... the band uses "patented magnetic technology developed by marine biologists to deter predatory shark species."
In fact, they've got a Navy Seal Diver on record crediting the band for saving him from a potential attack ... and we all know how much Obama respects the Seals!
The good news for Obama ... he didn't get eaten during his paddleboard session, so maybe it worked!
Safe at last ... doo doo doo doo doo doo.
But given his level of security protection, I have to think there might be something to this device
Hussein has nothing to worry over. Sharks only eat live/fresh kill, not detritus.
My lacrosse goalie teammate at Georgia Tech survived a shark attack in Hawaii.
https://abc7.com/news/shark-attack-victim-survives-after-pulling-out-sharks-eyeball/1048072/
WOW..what a story. Quick thinking on his part to go for the eyeball
Obama has nothing to worry over. professional courtesy
Check out the pics in this article
It shows a couple of pictures from the shore as a paddle boarder brings him in.
The first shows them both sitting up on the board. Both have on skin tight shorts.
The second shows tony laying down.... and the guy paddling doesn’t have shorts on anymore. I assume he took them off to tie off his leg.
Um...why would a lawyer want a lawyer repellent?
Would’t it annoy him, too?
Is that red, blue, green and white thing a UFO trying to abduct him? Cmon aliens!
Obama: B-cup
Big Mike: Athletic cup
redneck tan
Judging by photo at link, old Barack needs a manzere.
He doesn’t need shark repellent, he needs fly repellent.
Reggie Love prefered him with nipple rings
Sharks don’t eat dark meat
I was gonna say......moobs.
If only I had known! I could of been a national hero!
It is probably one of those criminal tracking anklets and the press is spinning it.
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