NFL LIVE THREAD: Wild Card Playoffs

1-2-2020

[Impy]

The playoffs are upon us. Joining us now is Patriots QB Tom Brady! Tom, it's an honor.

"Yes, I know. You may commence with kissing each of my rings in sequential order, but first if you would, I'd like a glass of Schweppes Bitter Lemon."

"Sure, I'll order a bottle from Amazon for $15, it will be here tomorrow."

"Thank you dear, I'll wait. Here, have a piece of hard candy."

So Tom, I can't beleive you guys dropped a game at home to Miami, costing yourselves a first round bye!

"I know I know, I haven't been so disappointed since the 1916 election, I took out my teeth and went to bed thinking Hugues had won it but alas."

And now Pom Pom girl, with the Black Monday Report.

"It's no rumor that Pat Shurmur is gone in New York and Freddie Kitchens has been fired in Cleveland, I guess they.....didn't like his cooking! Waka waka!"

....

"I've been taking Eli's comedy class!! He says I'm the next Mrs. Maisel!"

"In my defense, I was just trying to get into her pants."

"I don't think they'll fit you but you can give em a try, there's no fly though so you'll have to pull them down to go tinkle!"

"You neglected to mention that Jason Garrett hasn't been fired yet for some reason."

"Jerry is just torturing me."

....and Cowboys fans

"You misunderstand, it's actually in my contract that he would get to torture me if I didn't make the playoffs this year. I still have a couple of toenails left so he's not quite done yet."

"Poor fellow, here, have a piece of hard candy."

"Thanks, I'd best enjoy some now, I have a feeling he might pull my tongue tomorrow."

And now finally Pete Carroll will join us. Pete, what is your reaction to that delay of game penalty which critically reduced your chances of winning that big game against the niners?

"Der hi, I will be reprenting my client, Coach Carrol, in this matter. I submitted to him your question and he made that jerk face he makes all the time on the sidelines, then he started chewing his gum really fast. There will be no further comment."

"Is my Bitter Lemon here yet?"

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING Playoffs Week 1!!!!!!

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Playoffs picks contest, get your picks in.

As for our regular season contest, I'll let my Secretary of State Mmichaels1970 post the final results and I thank him again.

Playoff Picks Received, Bender: Bills, Titans, Saints Seahawks,

Jim: Bills, Pats, Saints, Eagles

[Impy]

https://fbwat.ch/1pc921YMkWZMx3g0

A tear formed at the Mitch one, but then I loled at Phillip Rivers.

Should have done Crapernick. ;p

[Conserv]

Bills, Patriots, Saints, Seahawks

[Viking2002]

'Secretary of State Mmichaels1970'

Welllllll, somebody's poop don't stink, does it? 😋

***************************************** 🏈 Playoff Picks Week 1 🏈

Buffalo at Houston: OK, I'm a glutton for punishment. Bills on the road.

Tennessee at New England: Pats get away with it this week.

Minnesota at Nawlins: Saints at home.

Seattle at Philthadelphia: I think the Seahawks are coming to town, and they'll be pissed. Seattle.

[campaignPete R-CT]

I can’t do it.

I’m rooting for:

Buff
Tenn
Minn
PHIL.

But only one will win.

[teeman8r]

Bills
Titans
Saints
Eagles

Good luck to all

Go Ravens!

[Deplorable American1776]

Go Packers....I’d love to see a Bills-Packers Super Bowl...

[DoodleDawg]

Buffalo over Houston
New England over Tennessee
New Orleans over Minnesota
Seattle over Philadelphia

[Uncle Lonny]

Who cares?

The NFL is a cesspool of left-wing PC idiocy. They were afraid to fire those kneeling racist thugs who brought disrepute upon the organization by supersizing The War on Police with their vulgar demonstrations and bogus smears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQCQFH5wOJo

[equaviator]

Footbal itself is a great game but the NFL isn’t good enough to suck. It’s almost like they’re trying hard to suck but I’m not feeling it.

[Dixie Yooper]

What are the odds of the Bills and Vikings meeting in the Super Bowl and settling their mutual problem, once and for all?

[OttawaFreeper]

Championship droughts among the teams this playoff season:

1960*-Minnesota Vikings-Never has won a Super Bowl, but won 1969 NFL championship. Fourth and last Super Bowl appearance was in Super Bowl XI in 1976.
1960*-Houston Oilers/Tennessee Titans-Won 1961 AFL
championship, but no Super Bowls as of yet. Made only Super Bowl appearance in 1999 against St. Louis Rams.
1965*-Buffalo Bills-Won 1965 AFL championship and made fourth and last appearance in Super Bowl in 1993 (Super Bowl XXVIII against Dallas Cowboys).
1969-Kansas City Chiefs-Winners of Super Bowl IV (last between AFL and NFL and against Minnesota). Have not made a Super Bowl appearance since then.
1994-San Francisco 49ers-Last Super Bowl win was 1994 (Super Bowl XXIX against San Diego Chargers).
2002-Houston Texans-Entered NFL in 2002, has not made a Super Bowl or Conference Finals appearance as of yet.
2009-New Orleans Saints-Won first and only Super Bowl title in 2009 (Super Bowl XLIV against Indianapolis Colts).
2010-Green Bay Packers-Last Super Bowl championship was in 2010 (Super Bowl XLV against Pittsburgh Steelers).
2012-Baltimore Ravens-Last Super Bowl championship was Super Bowl XLVII (against San Francisco 49ers, known also as the Har-Bowl, lol).
2013-Seattle Seahawks-First and currently only Super Bowl title was Super Bowl XLVIII against Denver Broncos.
2017-Philadelphia Eagles-First Super Bowl in franchise history and first championship overall since 1960 (Super Bowl LII against New England Patriots).
2018-New England Patriots-Current defending champions (against Los Angeles Rams in Super Bowl LIII). Now contending for record seventh Super Bowl championship.

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

I'm unaware of any mutual problem between the Bills and Vikings but it seems geographically at least I'd be, along with everyone else in Detroit, right about in the middle of it.

Texans

Patriots

Saints

Seahawks

[Ron H.]

Who cares?

The NFL is a cesspool of left-wing PC idiocy. They were afraid to fire those kneeling racist thugs who brought disrepute upon the organization by supersizing The War on Police with their vulgar demonstrations and bogus smears.

B I N G O

[Enterprise]

Texans
Titans
Saints
Seahawks

The Patriots have playoff experience, but that might not be enough right now. Seahawks seem to have their running back situation solved. Homer looked impressive. Poor Hollister. The cover for an "Agony of Defeat" issue. He'll get more chances though.

[al_c]

Texans
Patsies
Ain’t
Seahags

[al_c]

Slim and none.

[knarf]

Will this be the year New England is eliminated ?

[knarf]

Will this be the year New England is eliminated ?