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Must have been a Burnt-ease python.
1 posted on 01/01/2020 10:28:39 PM PST by EinNYC
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To: EinNYC

At least it wasn’t alive

...but how did it get in?

*Shivers.*


2 posted on 01/01/2020 10:35:19 PM PST by CondoleezzaProtege
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To: EinNYC
I hated the idea of pineapple on pizza until I tried it - maybe snake is the next big topping.

Traditionalists may not like it, but Americans have been the primary drivers of pizza evolution.
3 posted on 01/01/2020 10:37:39 PM PST by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: EinNYC; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ...
It's a boa time they cleaned that oven.

4 posted on 01/01/2020 10:37:40 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: EinNYC

Snake, the other white meat. :)


5 posted on 01/01/2020 10:39:30 PM PST by Impala64ssa (Virtue signalling is no virtue)
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To: EinNYC

Yum...PiSSSSSa for dinner.


10 posted on 01/01/2020 10:48:36 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Salamander

Ping

Hi there !


12 posted on 01/01/2020 11:11:28 PM PST by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
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To: EinNYC

back in college was a piazza place that had all sort of exotic toppings

alligator, shark, rattlesnake


16 posted on 01/01/2020 11:29:59 PM PST by njslim
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To: EinNYC

Big payday coming.

They will figure out that the ONLY way a snake got in the oven was it came frozen with the pizza.

Just the way they planned it.


23 posted on 01/01/2020 11:58:54 PM PST by xrmusn (6/98"HRC is the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
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To: EinNYC

Poor snake.. he was just looking for a warm place to go.


25 posted on 01/02/2020 1:55:53 AM PST by ScottinVA (Out of Virginia in 2021.)
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To: EinNYC

My gosh...Burnt-ese Python. Funny...


26 posted on 01/02/2020 2:34:37 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: EinNYC

must’ve been a bear gryll pizza...


29 posted on 01/02/2020 3:07:16 AM PST by heavy metal (relax everyone those aren't earthquakes, just the reverberations of three years of stompy feet)
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To: EinNYC

this is considered news?

the 24 hour news cycle has dumbed us WAY down/


32 posted on 01/02/2020 4:48:06 AM PST by Chickensoup (Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
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To: EinNYC

So, did they eat the “crispy critter”?


33 posted on 01/02/2020 4:50:04 AM PST by graciebraswell (are snakes yummy)
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To: EinNYC

This is just commentary on how little these people made home cooked food. If yo don’t realize the snake has taken up residence in the oven, you ain’t making a lot of cakes.


38 posted on 01/02/2020 7:30:31 AM PST by Vermont Lt
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To: EinNYC

Saw the title - knew there would be puns!!!

Thanks for posting


45 posted on 01/02/2020 3:23:11 PM PST by redinIllinois (Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' Grandma - mui issue voter)
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