And behold, the Vicar of Christ strolled among the crowds. Now there was a woman with an issue and she said, “If I only can gain his attention, he might listen to me.”
She reached out and grabbed the Vicar’s hand. The Vicar of Christ exclaimed, “Who are you to touch the Earthly represenative of Christ Himself?” And, he slapped her hand, insulted her and told her, “Go on your way and touch no more. I’ll apologize from the safety of the Vatican.”
And thus the Harlequin Guard sighed with great relief.
There are things I dearly love about my Catholic faith, which I will never give up. This Pope needs to step down.