Down here in Alabama, saying ‘hogs ate ‘im’ could trigger a police investigation. We got some big ones out in the brush. Mean, too, especially if you get between a sow and her piglets.
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Just in the news within the last two weeks that some woman, I think in Georgia, was killed by a wild hog. I remember the article included a photo of one and it was HUGE (the hog, not the woman)!
Didn’t hear about that one. Although I have seen two huge sows go at it to the death. One was related by marriage. ROTFLMAO!
It’s just the smartass answer here, for when anyone asks “Where is so-and-so?” dating back to when we all had outhouses.
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