Posted on 12/17/2019 8:12:37 PM PST by Morgana
Michelle Wolf has been trying to claw her way back to notoriety since attacking former White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders at the 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner. Now she’s got a new weapons grade joke designed to trigger conservatives, and well, we’ll give her credit. Combining blasphemy and abortion, Wolf joked that her own procedure made her feel so “powerful” that she felt like “God.”
Filled with the spirit of the new brand of abortion-worshipping feminism, Wolf used her recent Netflix comedy special Joke Show to essentially shout her abortion and explain how empowering it really is. Even in a stand up setting, it’s quite vile.
Wolf segued into her abortion riff after talking about period equality, or how funny it would be if men felt the period pain of women. Yeah, funny joke, too bad there are some “men” who believe that’s possible, but we digress. Wolf started from a place of pure apathy and ramped up from there. She mentioned how talking about abortion should be as normal as hearing “about your gluten allergy.”
“Anytime I’m at dinner with someone when they’re like, ‘I can’t have the rolls ‘cause of the gluten,’ I’m like, ‘So I walked into the office…’” Oh, this was going to be hilarious.
Wolf then started the real commentary: “And a lot of people think that even if you’re allowed to get abortions, it should only be for a very few specific reasons. Well, I think you should be able to get an abortion for any reason you want.”
The audience applauded, of course, and Michelle responding by rebuking those people who think having an abortion is a “big deal,” or that a person should “take your time making the decision.” She declared, “It can be any deal you want it to be.” If it’s a big deal, “it’s a big deal. If it’s not, it’s not.” Sadly, more applause.
Wolf further tried to destigmatize the baby-killing, saying that her own abortion wasn’t a big deal for her and lamenting that women “feel like you should have this sense of shame after you get an abortion.” To that she claimed, “you can feel any way you want after an abortion. Get one! See how you feel.”
Teeing up the big line, however, Wolf asked, “You know how my abortion made me feel? Very powerful.” Still it wasn’t over: “You know how people say you can’t play God?” She followed it with a heavy cringe-inducing quip.
“I walked out of there being like, ‘Move over Morgan Freeman, I am God!’” Wolf quipped, referencing the actor famous for playing God in Bruce Almighty.
If that’s not crazy, what could be? Rationalizing abortion has made left-wing feminists so obsessed that now they will try and convince us to "get one" and feel like God. We know it’s a “joke,” but man, is it an off-color one. And, let’s be real, Wolf is showing her audience how much she believes she has a right to baby-killing.
Sick, diseased, soulless twit.
I think you used the wrong vowel there.
The same spirit that compelled Hitler and his minions will not leave us until the Last Day.
You’re right.
To quote Mr. T: I pity the fool.
Sad. Smh...
Its not a joke at all. they love playing god. they love legally being able to murder another person.
First thing she needs to do is stop writing her own jokes.
They’re not working for you.
Remember when Comedians were funny?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
She is a woman, and on a natural level, the closest a woman gets to “being God” is to cooperate with the creation of new life. She HAD an opportunity to be part of a real miracle.
Who else bragged he was like G-d? Can’t think of the name, it’s at the tip of my tongue...
On the other hand, I’m glad she is not polluting the gene pool.
I was under the impression that in order to be considered a comedian one had to be funny.
oh gee- a ‘shock comedian’ YAWN!
That’s it!
Too bad her mother didn’t feel the same.
I can strike a match, and burn down a forest, killing thousands of animals and maybe a few people...and nobody can stop me! I feel like a God
I can write a computer virus and let it destroy millions of important documents, precious family photos, and cause much suffering and loss of money...and nobody can stop me! I feel like a God.
I can, through my own carelessness, conceive a baby and have it torn to bits and ripped from me...and nobody can stop me! I feel like a God.
-———>GOD: “I see what you did there” :-(
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