[Mark17]

He needs to be reminded “breathe in.... breathe out” every few minutes or he suffocates.

😁 It would be ok with me, if people stopped reminding him.

[NFHale]

Hank was jogging on the river side one day... he saw another democrat across the river and yelled out: “Hey... how do I get on the other side of the river...?”

The other democrat looked exasperated and yelled back “Duhh!!! You ARE on the other side of the river...”