You get on the plane.
You sit in a seat.
The plane takes off.
The plane arrives in Hawaii.
You get off.
You left out a few things after “plane takes off” and “plane arrives in Hawaii.”
1. You are stuck in a middle seat in a full plane.
2. 450 pound passenger sits next to you and spills into your seat. You only get 1/2 of the seat you paid for.
3. Kid behind you kicks your seat for a couple of hours.
4. Teenager to your left plays his earbuds at hearing-destroying levels and you hear “boom-psst-bang-pfffft-zzzssst” for several hours.
5. Baby in front of you cries incessantly from ear discomfort. Mom doesn’t know how to get baby to drink and pop his or her ears.
6. You forgot to bring any food and the Southwest peanuts aren’t satisfying your food craving.
You sir have obviously never flown Aligiant Air! Worst airline ever.
Went in 1970. The people actually clapped when we landed.