[humblegunner]

It's so darn cute that you think we care what you say.

Don't you? You don't care? I'm hurt. Right in the middle of my hurty parts.

We understand. Your butthurt is hurty. Your butthurt is real.

And here I've tried to be all understanding of how you cultists
act and give you credit for supporting our President and you go talking
smack like that? You must have chugged a gallon of Hater-Aid.

I'm being nice, a lovable little fuzz-ball and there you go
dumping a bunch of hate all over me. Is that any way to grow your cult?

I hope you have a fine evening. Relax, take your shoes off.

Don't be such a dick to people who praise your support of our President.

[KitJ]

"I'm hurt. Right in the middle of my hurty parts."

[uhhhh, HG, I think the Marine was directing that to someone else, you were just cc'd...]

Sorry about your hurty parts.

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Oh, and I totally forgot the dirty Haitian kids and the baby eating! Thanks for the reminder. I'll work that into the next draft. ;)