She might have bought her new cheekbones in a catalog.
Ewww. They look like butt cheeks glued on one of those creepy round doll heads. She could wear bloomers on her face. That's not "radiant". That's radioactive.
It's like the mis-shapen melon at the grocery store that no one will buy.
It's like the dead beaver that's been floating in the pond long enough for the fur to fall off, leaving a pinkish-grey, bloated carcass.
I should stop now.
She might have bought her new cheekbones in a catalog.
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Showed the before and after photos to Mr CCE and he thinks she isn’t finished. “It’s like when they pave roads, they do one lane at a time”.