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'I Am Being Held Hostage By The Squad And Am Impeaching Trump Against My Will,' Nancy Pelosi Frantically Blinks Out In Morse Code
Babylon Bee ^
| December 10th, 2019
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/12/2019 8:43:29 AM PST by Forgiven_Sinner
WASHINGTON, D.C.As Nancy Pelosi held a press conference along with other House Democrats to announce that they would be introducing articles of impeachment against President Trump, Pelosi reportedly blinked out a cry for help in morse code.
Observant viewers noticed Pelosi was blinking out some kind of pattern.
"Hey, it's morse code!" said one Fox News reporter. "Let's see what she's saying." Investigative journalists wrote down the complex series of dashes and dots blinked out by Pelosi, and sure enough, a message emerged.
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KEYWORDS: impeachment; pelosi; satire; trump
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To: Forgiven_Sinner
I read it. Kind of hard to believe.
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posted on
12/12/2019 9:50:46 AM PST
by
Concentrate
(ex-texan was right and Always Right was wrong, which is why we lost the election.)
To: Concentrate
On second thought, ya never know.
Where would learn such a technique, anyways? Internet?
Anybody got a video?
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posted on
12/12/2019 9:58:06 AM PST
by
Concentrate
(ex-texan was right and Always Right was wrong, which is why we lost the election.)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
HA! All true. 😆
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posted on
12/12/2019 10:01:00 AM PST
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
So what do they HAVE on her?
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posted on
12/12/2019 10:02:35 AM PST
by
SMARTY
("Nobility is defined by the demands it makes on us - by obligations, not by rights".)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
Is she blinking Im in a Flank Two position?
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posted on
12/12/2019 10:02:54 AM PST
by
Fred Hayek
(The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
Come on. This is satire, right?
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posted on
12/12/2019 10:17:13 AM PST
by
jmacusa
("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?)
To: Forgiven_Sinner
Nancy is too stoopid to understand Morse Code.
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posted on
12/12/2019 10:23:42 AM PST
by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: jmacusa
Come on. This is satire, right? Indeed yes. All of Babylon Bee is a satire site, although Snopes rated them 'Mostly False' when they fact-checked them. They didn't detect the satire.
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posted on
12/12/2019 1:28:39 PM PST
by
Forgiven_Sinner
(Seek you first the kingdom of God, and all things will be given to you.)
IMPEACH PELOSI
fraud, abuse of power, conspiracy to commit treason
implicated in the H Clinton treason/crimes coverup
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posted on
12/12/2019 1:58:18 PM PST
by
elbook
To: Forgiven_Sinner
And the NY Slimes sends hundreds of “reporters” out to check the truth of this article.
Mark
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posted on
12/12/2019 3:39:49 PM PST
by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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