To: C19fan
“If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle?”
My Grandpa used to pose that to us from time to time. No one, to this day, has found the answer! ;)
2 posted on
12/12/2019 7:00:41 AM PST by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
The chicken will eat the grasshopper before it gets to the pickle. So the answer is never.
9 posted on
12/12/2019 7:22:15 AM PST by
Calamari
(Pass enough laws and everyone is guilty of something.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Is the grasshopper left or right legged and which leg is wooden?
12 posted on
12/12/2019 7:35:44 AM PST by
bgill
To: Diana in Wisconsin
16 posted on
12/12/2019 7:41:29 AM PST by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Same answer as the "How many days and how many men does it take to dig a half of a hole?" question.
Ain't no such thing as half of a hole...and no such thing as a half of a chicken. And even still...if there were...it couldn't lay eggs. Of any kind.
21 posted on
12/12/2019 8:01:06 AM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(In an age of artificial intelligence, teachers are creating artificial stupidity.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Purple. Ice Cream has no bones.
Duh.
23 posted on
12/12/2019 8:03:41 AM PST by
The Chid
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