[Equine1952]

Ok. I’ll play along, you got your dog free and your lounging in your back yard with the middle finger of one hand up a mountain lion’s bunghole. What? Pray tell me is next? If you’ve done this post pictures. Oh and does this work on grizzlies?

[Viking2002]

We only have little black pooh bears back home. Haven't tried it on one of them, but God, do they stink. You think dog and cat turds have an aroma? We have a saying: you don't even need to know that bears exist as a species, but the first time you smell a bear muffin, the first words out of your mouth will instinctively be, "Oh, my God, that smells like bear shit!!!" LMAO 🤣 Further, we only have bobcats. Boot to ass usually sends them back down the mountain, no prostate exam required.