[DouglasKC]

“Your honor, she was standing there, so I had the right to commit simple assault on a stranger.” Not sure that would sell either if she decides to go ahead with pressing charges.

It was a REPORTER at a FUN EVENT. Not stranger in in church. She was literally MAKING herself part of the story by inserting herself almost literally into the path of the runner so the camera could GET their reaction as they RAN BY THE CAMERA.

[LouieFisk]

It was a REPORTER at a FUN EVENT. Not stranger in in church. She was literally MAKING herself part of the story by inserting herself almost literally into the path of the runner so the camera could GET their reaction as they RAN BY THE CAMERA -

“so, therefore, you Honor, it was my God-given right - if not my duty - to get me some behind from a stranger! Maybe if I demonstrate on your Honor’s daughter, would that help my case?