It was a REPORTER at a FUN EVENT. Not stranger in in church. She was literally MAKING herself part of the story by inserting herself almost literally into the path of the runner so the camera could GET their reaction as they RAN BY THE CAMERA -
“so, therefore, you Honor, it was my God-given right - if not my duty - to get me some behind from a stranger! Maybe if I demonstrate on your Honor’s daughter, would that help my case?
You are perverting and twisting what actually happened.