In Hungarian, the same word is used for he, she, and it. It’s an accented letter “o”. Gender must be inferred by the rest of the sentence. So to avoid controversy, I suggest that we do the same as the Hungarians. Maybe we should just use “o”.
So “He told her about it.” becomes “O told o about o.”
Why do I always have to think of everything?
Use “Smurf”.
I would simply refer to those “pronoun prissies” as apparently sentient blobs of protoplasm. Oh, wait! That might upset the trans terrestrial community.