I thought I'd rid myself of the vermin. All weekend it's been clean, quiet, pleasant, I've been putting up Christmas decorations, spending some quality time with the missus (albeit in front of the TV, but still.......), the cats have relaxed and the whole litter have been hanging out with us. Then they showed back up two hours ago, and I've let fire a fusillade of invective in all directions since. I am taking no prisoners this time. My patience has reached the end of the road. If you didn't buy it, don't TOUCH it. You will leave the room the way you found it or you won't set foot in it again. If you leave your garbage laying around, it WILL become garbage and you can dumpster dive to get it back. I don't want to hear your loud mouth at ten in the evening. And you WILL clean up after those trailer park spawn of yours. I am through getting hypertensive headaches that even THREE different drugs in a morning pill cocktail can't fully rein in.
I am one evil bastard tonight.