I once knew a girl from Georgia who was a striking beauty, queen of everything and named sweetest at her high school.
Around 20 years ago, she got married. Maybe 6 or 7 years later I wondered what ever happened to her. when I Googled her very unusual name, I was surprised she had gotten a divorce.
What really surprised me was her husband had filed and she had opposed it.
My wife does this one perfectly, in a southern drawl. There were these two Tennesee ridge runners that were best of friends. One of the two girls got an opportunity to go out to LA. When she got back from the trip, her friend asked her how it was.
She said, “It was amazing! they have so many unusual things out there.” “Like what”, asked her friend. “Well,” she said, “they have men that sleep with other men.” “What do they call those””, asked her friend. They call them homosexuwals”, she said. “And they have women that sleep with other women!” “What are they called?”, her friend asked. “They call them ‘lesbians’”.
“What else do they have?”, the friend asked. “Well, they have men that kiss women right between the legs!”.
“Oooooh. What do they call them?”
“Well, once I caught my breath, I called him Precious.”
Well bless her heart.
I think that woman works for me.
Great story. My wife refuses to say her hearing isn’t what it used to be. 47 years and counting. I say her hearing is fading, she says I don’t listen. We look at each other and say “huh?” Everyone from the south knows what “ My That’s Nice” means. :)
Mickey Mouse was in divorce court and the judge told him “You can’t just divorce your wife Minnie because you say she’s crazy!” To which Mickey replied, “Your honor I never said she was crazy I said she was effing Goofy!”
