[Dr.Deth]

I heard from a guy who heard from a guy who heard from a guy who was on a phone call where someone said that it was Matthews, but let’s review the facts:

1) Swalwell pauses his sentence
2) Swalwell grimaces
3) Swalwell achieves liftoff from his chair simultaneous with the audible explosion

[Songcraft]

I think they should bring in AOC to investigate this.   She is an expert on flatulent emissions (farts), and she ought to be able to get to the bottom of this quickly.