[Old Yeller]

If I were a cop, I would be brown bagging my lunch while on duty. Too many fast food employees are po po haters.

[semaj]

“If I were a cop, I would be brown bagging my lunch while on duty. Too many fast food employees are po po haters.“

...and be sure to make your own lunch, don’t let your wife touch it. After all, being a cop, you can never be sure.