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To: Viking2002

Turkey: [Knocks on door.]

Me: [Opening door.] “Hello! Come right in! Just in time for dinner!”


11 posted on 11/14/2019 1:34:56 AM PST by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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To: familyop

That’s kinda what I told my buddy. His wife passed away, most of our mutual acquaintences have moved on, I told him he’s gonna get a knock on the door one day and the bear’s gonna be sitting there with his paw out. I told him to invite him in and watch the Sunday games. You know, slouched on the sofa, beer bellies sagging, holding a couple of cold ones, munching on a bag of pretzels..........order a pizza and have the bear answer the door. Bet they get that pie for free. LOL


14 posted on 11/14/2019 2:14:22 AM PST by Viking2002 (..........and Epstein didn't kill himself. Yeah, I went there.)
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