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Where Wild Turkeys Are So Bold They Knock on the Door for Food
NY Slimes, Via MSN ^ | 11/14/19 | Tracey Tully

Posted on 11/14/2019 12:15:11 AM PST by Viking2002

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To: freebird5850

How about ‘Them Crooked Vultures’?


41 posted on 11/14/2019 5:44:01 AM PST by Viking2002 (..........and Epstein didn't kill himself. Yeah, I went there.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

How about “lawn rats?” At least they’re delicious.


42 posted on 11/14/2019 6:07:30 AM PST by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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To: Prov1322

Downashore, hon!


43 posted on 11/14/2019 6:24:00 AM PST by Albion Wilde (It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. --Douglas MacArthur)
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To: Texas Eagle
I think I would feed them onions and carrots and celery. That way....

I see where you're going with that! Shortcut!

44 posted on 11/14/2019 6:24:55 AM PST by Albion Wilde (It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. --Douglas MacArthur)
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To: Albion Wilde

Zackly. Time saver.


45 posted on 11/14/2019 6:33:01 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would be have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Viking2002

Kinda hard to understand what the problem is here...


46 posted on 11/14/2019 6:37:15 AM PST by OKSooner (Free Beer Tomorrow)
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To: Viking2002

A couple of weeks ago leaving a BestBuy near my work. There were two Tom turkeys working the parking lot.
One would block the vehicle and the other would walk up to the drivers door and beg.

Avian Panhandlers.


47 posted on 11/14/2019 6:53:47 AM PST by READINABLUESTATE
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To: Viking2002

Invite them in for dinner.


48 posted on 11/14/2019 7:12:44 AM PST by bgill
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To: Viking2002

Wish they’d come up to my blind and knock on it.


49 posted on 11/14/2019 7:28:18 AM PST by WKUHilltopper
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To: Viking2002

We have turkey buzzards here in southern NJ. Ugly looking things. We also have lots of Red Tailed Hawks too. They’re good hunters.


50 posted on 11/14/2019 11:04:49 AM PST by jmacusa ("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?)
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To: Albion Wilde

Yeah, I don’t see that happening here...although it would save on ammo and time in the woods.


51 posted on 11/14/2019 11:45:14 AM PST by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
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To: Prov1322

Another poster earlier today suggested feeding them celery and onions in advance of the slaughter, to save time.


52 posted on 11/14/2019 12:47:31 PM PST by Albion Wilde (It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. --Douglas MacArthur)
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To: Albion Wilde

Pre-seasoning...


53 posted on 11/14/2019 6:25:54 PM PST by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
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'A couple of weeks ago leaving a BestBuy near my work. There were two Tom turkeys working the parking lot. One would block the vehicle and the other would walk up to the drivers door and beg.'

'Avian Panhandlers.'

Did they gobble in Spanish, or Public Project jive?

54 posted on 11/15/2019 3:08:34 AM PST by Viking2002 (..........and Epstein didn't kill himself. Yeah, I went there.)
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