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Cows swept off island during Hurricane Dorian found after swimming for miles
The Guardian ^
| 13 Nov 2019
| Edward Helmore
Posted on 11/13/2019 3:17:10 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT
“Water? Are you crazy? I never drink water: cows swim in it!”
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posted on
11/13/2019 4:03:13 PM PST
by
mrsmith
(Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
To: mrsmith
“Water? Are you crazy? I never drink water: cows swim in it!”
That and Giardia can ruin your day.
To: DUMBGRUNT
If these moo cows would give the drowning polar bears swimming lessons, we could forget about all this global warming crapola.
To: DUMBGRUNT
But swimming miles of open water in a hurricane is outside their general range of expertise. I would argue that they didn't have much choice.
Swim or die.
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posted on
11/13/2019 4:15:46 PM PST
by
Alas Babylon!
(The media is after us. Trump's just in the way.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
A lot of those barrier islands have ponies on them. I don’t think anyone knows how they got there. Maybe they swam.
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posted on
11/13/2019 4:28:20 PM PST
by
yarddog
( For I am persuaded.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Did they catch a steering current?
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posted on
11/13/2019 4:35:05 PM PST
by
left that other site
(For America to have CONFIDENCE in our future, we must have PRIDE in our HISTORY... DJT)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
11/13/2019 4:48:39 PM PST
by
moovova
To: moovova
“I didn’t laugh, I didn’t cry
I just thanked God that cows don’t fly”
To: moovova
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posted on
11/13/2019 4:55:12 PM PST
by
Psalm 73
("I will now proceed to entangle the entire area".)
To: DUMBGRUNT
If I have seen further than other men, it is only because I have stood upon the shoulder of cows.
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posted on
11/13/2019 5:14:13 PM PST
by
fruser1
To: fruser1
This is crazy, it’s obvious, they were picked up
by aliens and left to fatten up on the islands.
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posted on
11/13/2019 5:18:47 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: fruser1
Isaac?
Isaac N. is that you?
To: mrsmith
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posted on
11/13/2019 5:23:19 PM PST
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: moovova
The producers of that movie ought to be up on charges of destroying a classic Jeep pickup.
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posted on
11/13/2019 5:26:02 PM PST
by
wally_bert
(Your methods were a little incomplete, you too for that matter.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
The Far Side comes to reality.
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posted on
11/13/2019 5:58:07 PM PST
by
reed13k
(For evil to triumph it is only necessary that good men do nothing)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords.
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posted on
11/13/2019 6:19:57 PM PST
by
rwfok
To: DUMBGRUNT
Iron Cow
There was contoversey in the last two events.
Several Steers had entered the races identifying as Cows.
Two of these Steers placed first & second 2 years ago.
The latest race, Steers took the first three places.
The sanctioning authoring refused to distinguish the obvious biological differences of Cows and Steers.
Numerous Cows expressed intent to not participate in this year's upcoming event.
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posted on
11/13/2019 6:29:47 PM PST
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
To: DUMBGRUNT
The cream always rises to the top. No surprises here.
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posted on
11/15/2019 10:11:08 AM PST
by
caddie
(We must all become Trump, starting now!)
To: caddie
The cream always rises to the top.
Whipped cream in this case?
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