[glasseye]

So I am a fairly safe mayonnaise kind of guy and I have had 200-300 stitches, mostly in my head.
Last time was a fall in the garage into a metal lathe and I got 40 stitches in my mouth to accompany 8 displaced teeth.
They also stitch you up when you have compound fractures(yes, motorbikes will do that to you)
Also when they break your nose they usually do some damage to your lips....more stitches.
(fighting is for fools)
I have become too old to run and too smart to be a victim.

[DouglasKC]

So I am a fairly safe mayonnaise kind of guy and I have had 200-300 stitches, mostly in my head. Last time was a fall in the garage into a metal lathe and I got 40 stitches in my mouth to accompany 8 displaced teeth.

Fairly safe???? I've had 5 stitches in 58 years. How do you get 300??

[stylin19a]

So I suppose I shouldn’t ask about your FR username ?