[DouglasKC]

So I am a fairly safe mayonnaise kind of guy and I have had 200-300 stitches, mostly in my head. Last time was a fall in the garage into a metal lathe and I got 40 stitches in my mouth to accompany 8 displaced teeth.

Fairly safe???? I've had 5 stitches in 58 years. How do you get 300??

[doorgunner69]

As the old saying goes about: shiite happens....