Posted on 10/28/2019 5:25:15 AM PDT by simpson96
Sometimes I’m so exhausted with the incessant tribal whine of politics that I’d just rather have the wits scared out of me. That way I don’t have to think about the dark, sinister political arts.(snip)
What really scares me for Halloween? What curdles my blood?
Well, how about being locked in a dark elevator alone with Sen. Mitt “Pierre Delecto” Romney? That’s scary. A senator with a fake Twitter handle like “Pierre Delecto” is quite obviously deranged. And in an elevator, perhaps even a cannibal. The only thing worse than being eaten alive by Sen. Delecto, with a side of Jell-O (Utah’s official favorite snack), would be getting locked in a dark elevator with former Ohio Gov. John Kasich. The man is a sniveler. And snivelers always get mean in the dark.
Hillary 2020 scares the pants off me. She’ll denounce everyone as a tool of Putin and that cackling laugh terrifies people. Her fellow Democrat Michelle Obama 2020 is scary, too, but not as a candidate. Just because I couldn’t take four more years of the Beltway media wagging their tails like puppies and wetting the carpets in wiggly glee over the Obamas. American journalism still hasn’t gotten over it.
(snip) Chinese President Xi Jinping recently offered a special Halloween treat. He said the Hong Kong protesters — who insist on bothersome ideas such as freedom — may have their “bodies smashed and bones ground to powder.”
But please, don’t say anything about Chinese dissidents being ground into powder, or NBA analyst Charles Barkley will tell you to “shut the (bleep) up.” And all the other NBA woke warriors who have no problem condemning America, and who serve President Xi, will call you terrible names. Then they’ll wash their hands in the powdered bones.
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Just put white powder around your nostrils and go as Hunter Biden this Halloween.
Halloween soon will go the way of all the other non-PC stuff because it’s too scary for the snowflakes.
“Just put white powder around your nostrils and go as Hunter Biden this Halloween.”
If it were one of Trump’s children, SNL and every late night talkshow would do that skit.
John Conyers and Elijah Cummings zombies. Congressional Dead Black Caucus.
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