"I know it's amazing, it almost looks real, unlike that piece of crap you forced me to wear for the past 2 years."
"I shoplifted it from Macy's for her!"
"No you didn't, it was a gift from an older gentleman."
Wait, what?
"Uh I mean, thank you Pom Pom Girl for shoplifting that bra for me."
"Your welcome! But I lied, it's actually from Ross, I can't afford to shoplift at Macy's."
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Thursday, Vikings: Impy, Big, Enterprise
PATRIOTS 45
BROWN 3
The Bears.
Vikings
Jets
Lions
Bills
Seahawks
Titans
Bears
Colts
Rams
Saints
49ers
Patriots
Texans
Packers
Steelers
My picks for week 8 (and honestly, Im just guessing):
Minnesota
Jacksonville
Detroit
Buffalo
Seattle
Tennessee
Chicago
Indianapolis
L.A. Rams
New Orleans
San Francisco
New England
Houston
Kansas City
Pittsburgh
Vikings
Seahawks
Bolts
Giants
Eagles
Jags over the hapless Jets
Rams shut Cincy out in London
Titans
Colts
Saints
9ers
Texans
Pats, hope I’m wrong but I’m probably right
KC in a good one on SNF
Pitt in an MNF dud
Minnesota
Jacksonville
Detroit
Buffalo
Seattle
Tennessee
Chicago
Indianapolis
L.A. Rams
New Orleans
San Fransciso
New England
Houston
Green Bay
Pittsburgh
Some tough ones this week:
Minnesota
Jacksonville
Detroit
Buffalo
Seattle
Tennessee
Chicago
Indianapolis
L.A. Rams
New Orleans
San Francisco
New England
Houston
Green Bay
Pittsburgh
NOTE: If Mahomes plays I'll likely change my pick to the Chiefs over the Packers.Will let you know by game time.
Vikings
Jets will see more ghosts in Jacksonville. Jags
Lions
BiLLLLs
Seahags
Ex-Oilers
Da Bers
Colts
Rams
Aints
9ers
Patsies
Texans
Chiefs
Stillers
Vikings over Redskins
Sunday, October 27, 2019
Jets over Jacksonville
Lions over Giants
Eagles over Bills
Seattle over Atlanta
Titans over Bucs
Bears over the Bolts in a beatdown
Colts over Broncos
Rams over Bengals
Saints over Cardinals
49’ers over Panthers
NE over Cleveland
Houston over Oakland
KC eeks out the win over GB
Stinker of the week
Steelers over Dolphins
Bye teams this week: Baltimore, Dallas
AND Week Eight already here-- The Viqueens slip the Thursday Ta-Ta to the Deadskins--
Indy rides the Broncs til they are wore out to a frazzel--
Allegra's Old Earlers clip off the Bucking Ears--
Ain'ts pluck then Arid Zona red byrds clean--
Ewes eat TCU North's lunch and dinner--
Bills, don't let me down, knock those Iggles in the dirt--
I love Ditka's old school ways but Da Bears of Impy's undying love, will let all us down and lose to the Bolts--
Da Jags over Da Jets (BTW Is it just me or is it just so damn sad to see an aged Broadway Joe shilling for oldsters health care?)--
The Loinchoppers should beat them Jersey Boys, but don't blame me if they don't--
69ers keep playing drop the soap and the Panthers keep on bending down--
Allegra's Texican over Seven's Waiders--
Tom Boy sleeps through the game with the Brownies and still wins--
If Patrick was healthy I'd go with my Old Dallas Texans, but that cursed A-Ron is on a roll--
Stoolers vs Phins, even steel forged in the carper beats out tinfoil--
And my Boys gain another game... over the, Godless Iggles while resting up--
And it was by my hand that Belly Button Gal got that new sports bra.
Seattle Seahawks over Atlanta Falcons
Buffalo Bills over the Philadelphia Eagles
Jacksonville Jaguars over New York Jets
Chicago Bears over Los Angeles Chargers
Detroit Lions over New York Giants
Tampa Bay Buccaneers over Tennessee Titans
Indianapolis Colts over Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Rams over Cincinnati Bengals
New Orleans Saints over Arizona Cardinals
Minnesota Vikings over Washington Redskins
Carolina Panthers over San Francisco 49ers
New England Patriots over Cleveland Browns
Houston Texans over Oakland Raiders
Green Bay Packers over Kansas City Chiefs
Pittsburgh Steelers over Miami Dolphins
Sunday, October 27, 2019
N.Y. Jets at Jacksonville 1:00 PM CBS TIAA Bank Field The Jets showed signs of life in beating the Cowboys, but Monday night brought them back to reality. Maybe Sam Darnold will see ghosts in Jacksonville too? Jaguars.
N.Y. Giants at Detroit 1:00 PM FOX Ford Field Daniel Jones has come back to earth after a brief soaring outing against Tampa Bay last month. And the Lions are actually pretty decent. Lions.
Philadelphia at Buffalo 1:00 PM FOX New Era Field I thought Philly would get it together against the 'Boys last week; instead it was their worst loss of the season. The Bills OTOH have a great D and an offense good enough to not give games away. Bills.
Seattle at Atlanta 1:00 PM FOX Mercedes-Benz Stadium A hiccup by the Seahawks last week against the Ravens. I don't understand how the Falcons can be so bad, but they are. Seahawks.
Tampa Bay at Tennessee 1:00 PM FOX Nissan Stadium How many turnovers will Jameis Winston have? And how much longer will Bruce Arians' patience last?! Regardless, I think TB has enough to beat TN. Bucs.
L.A. Chargers at Chicago 1:00 PM FOX Soldier Field Last year the Chargers pushed Kansas City for the division title. This year they have fallen apart. And the Bears still have that monster D. Bears.
Denver at Indianapolis 1:00 PM CBS Lucas Oil Stadium The hapless Broncos meet the surprising Colts. Surprise! The Colts win again. Colts.
Cincinnati "at" L.A. Rams 1:00 PM CBS Wembley Stadium (London, UK) The Rams have to travel all the way to London to get a win. Rams.
Arizona at New Orleans 1:00 PM CBS Mercedes-Benz Superdome With or without Drew Bress the Saints have proven they can win. And while Kyler Murray has shown he's for real, that won't be enough. Saints.
Carolina at San Fransciso 4:05 pm FOX Levi's Stadium Carolina is another team doing very well without its front-line QB. But the unbeaten Niners are emerging as a great team. Niners.
Cleveland at New England 4:25 pm CBS Gillette Stadium New England.... they get the Jets and the Browns back-to-back. They will feast on Cleveland too ... Patriots.
Oakland at Houston 4:25 pm CBS NRG Stadium Despite the fact that they've won a few, the Raiders are not that good, and Deshaun Watson and Company recover from last week's loss. Texans.
Green Bay at Kansas City 8:20 pm NBC Arrowhead Stadium This would have been a great match-up if Mahomes were healthy and playing. But Aaron Rodgers is clicking on all cylinders and the Pack is rolling. Packers.
Monday, October 28, 2019
Miami at Pittsburgh 8:15 pm ESPN Heinz Field Oh Gawd! Is this really the Monday night game?! The hapless winless Phish.... Steelers have plenty of assets to beat them. Steelers.
Good luck to All! Have a great weekend and.... Go Nationals!