Posted on 10/11/2019 11:31:04 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce that's parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls Royce into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the woman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer approaches her and says: "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we're a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked out your accounts and found that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" "Well, where else in Manhattan can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?"
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Oh, That is GOOD! Hahaha!
Love it!
Alright that one made me lol!
Alright that one made me lol!
whoops mis-post. sorry
another funny by clint eastwood supposedly- “If you could reason with democrats, there wouldn’t be any democrats”
A gem! Funny and so true — and not at all dirty or sick.
: )
Why he had to waste time on paperwork for the loan, and then when he returned one more time go to the bank manager and sign more papers to recover his car, when leaving the car in the garage of his mansion that is surely protected by alarms , all that nuisance would have been avoided
Good to mis-post on a humorous and fun subject!
I’m guessing you’re not invited to a lot of parties.
Yes!
Laughter really helps a lot.
Yes!
Laughter really helps a lot.
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