To: fatima; usconservative; AppyPappy; Ciaphas Cain
Things I learned from my recent ER visit:
1) I cannot inject a marijuana into my eyeball any more. Those days are done.
2) If you keep pinching the cute nurses’ butts, they will assign you old ugly ones.
3) If you keep pinching the old ugly nurses’ butts, they will assign you male ones.
4) If you keep pinching the male nurses’ butts, they will strap you down.
5) Do not grab at the oxycontin bottle on the shelf. BAD LAZ! (smack)
6) The phrase I am most likely to hear is “Mr. Mataz, WHAT are we going to DO with you!!”
7) Pretending to be dead does not work. They have these machines that can tell.
249 posted on
10/07/2019 6:23:18 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
To: Lazamataz
I’m glad to see you still have your sense of humor! Take care my friend!
250 posted on
10/07/2019 6:26:41 AM PDT by
rolling_stone
(no justice no peace and leakers)
To: Lazamataz
Did they give you the blue pills? Four hours is a long time.
251 posted on
10/07/2019 6:27:54 AM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: Lazamataz
253 posted on
10/07/2019 6:39:31 AM PDT by
Big Red Badger
(Despised by the Despicable!)
To: Lazamataz
254 posted on
10/07/2019 6:44:33 AM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: Lazamataz
7) Explain to them that you identify as dead.
257 posted on
10/07/2019 7:22:39 AM PDT by
AppyPappy
(How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?)
To: Lazamataz
Happy to see you’re on the road to recovery, Laz. :^)
I’ve learned to do what the sawbones say.
Prayers up that you do, FRiend!
260 posted on
10/07/2019 8:12:16 AM PDT by
jazusamo
(Have You Donated to Keep Free Republic Up and Running?)
To: Lazamataz
bttt - coincidently, i’m off to the doc this afternoon for my annual physical.
262 posted on
10/07/2019 8:20:01 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: Lazamataz
265 posted on
10/07/2019 8:43:50 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: Lazamataz
268 posted on
10/07/2019 8:53:20 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: Lazamataz
LOL! Prayers up.
273 posted on
10/07/2019 10:34:32 AM PDT by
NobleFree
("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
To: Lazamataz
You better behave.They will put a monitor on you and you will have to write down everything you eat and drink.I wore one but my heartbeat thing went away on it's own.((((Hugs))))
280 posted on
10/07/2019 1:40:01 PM PDT by
fatima
(Free Hugs Today :))
To: Lazamataz
You might want to consider switching to "Have a Heart" brand medical marijuana, just in case.
(Prayers, and best wishes.)
To: Lazamataz
You’re certainly writing like your old self so that’s good! Tried calling you today, do you have your cellphone with you?
283 posted on
10/07/2019 2:19:14 PM PDT by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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