[Responsibility2nd]

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Dam.

[EQAndyBuzz]

A homeless person walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, “where did you get that?” Parrot says, “In San Francisco, there are millions of them there.”

[DannyTN]

What’s the last thing on a bug’s mind when he hit’s the windshield of a car?

His butt.

[Jess Kitting]

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Dam.

What did the dam say?

Dumb bass.