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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
email | 9/26/2019 | unknown

Posted on 09/26/2019 4:23:27 AM PDT by sodpoodle

Here is a little test that will help you decide..

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY............

Democrat's Answer:

? Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

? What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

? Does the man look poor or oppressed?

? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

? Could we run away?

? What does my wife think?

? What about the kids?

? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

? I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

? This is all so confusing!

............ ......... ........ .......... ......... ...

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

............ ......... ........ ......... ......... .....

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!

Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'

'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!


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To: sodpoodle
said, "Suddenly, a "terrorist" with a huge knife comes around the corner"

Sorry but I failed this test.

"terrorist" has new meaning after I became one as a life long NRA member.
I have't gotten a traffic ticket in plus fifteen years if that counts for anything.

As a terrorist the State can take everything I own then arrest me. I couldn't defend myself because they took everything.

In other words I had to stop and think from the words you wrote:
"Is he really a terrorist? "

21 posted on 09/26/2019 5:59:03 AM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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To: sodpoodle

Hmm. I’d never suspected Southerners of being such poor shots before this ... :)


22 posted on 09/26/2019 5:59:12 AM PDT by No.6
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To: skr

Might be a second bang if he’s still twitchen.


23 posted on 09/26/2019 6:03:02 AM PDT by joegoeny ("Nuts!")
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To: stinkerpot65
You're right

But for my money-I don't care where Trump calls home. I am just very glad that he's in the WH and we are lucky enough to get him back for a second term.

The Conservative bench isn't very deep-so I do worry a little about Trump's successor.

People who for decades have been calling themselves Republicans, don't speak for me and I just hope there are more where Trump came from.

I also hope that Trump continues the precedent set by ‘obozo’ of continuing to influence American politics from the sidelines, once he's out of office. He'd be way better at that the “O” is or ever was AND after all, obozo DID set the precedent, as I said.

24 posted on 09/26/2019 6:15:24 AM PDT by SMARTY ("Nobility is defined by the demands it makes on us - by obligations, not by rights".)
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To: sodpoodle

Oh, c’mon.
Even a ‘Pubbie knows you keep shooting until he stops moving towards you.


25 posted on 09/26/2019 6:33:03 AM PDT by Little Ray (Freedom Before Security!)
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To: stinkerpot65; All
If this country survives as a democracy we will be forever in his debt.

Agree 100%...and it seems proof that God really is watching out for us.
26 posted on 09/26/2019 6:35:38 AM PDT by notdownwidems (Washington D.C. has become the enemy of free people everywhere!)
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To: stinkerpot65

Don’t you mean “survive as a Constitutional Republic” not “democracy”?

The demonRATS are trying to turn us into a democracy... majority rule on everything...

Constitutional Republic, state’s rights, all politics are local, electoral college, etc.

Learn the differences, preach them to the high-Heavens!


27 posted on 09/26/2019 6:56:41 AM PDT by Home-of-the-lazy-dog ("Leftists will stand before you and cut off their own head just to prove that they'll do it!")
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To: sodpoodle

LOL! Perfect.


28 posted on 09/26/2019 7:05:42 AM PDT by FLT-bird
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To: sodpoodle

12 rounds in a 1911 .45 ACP? Must be the TV version.


29 posted on 09/26/2019 9:24:54 AM PDT by Moltke (Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
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To: SMARTY
The Conservative bench isn't very deep-so I do worry a little about Trump's successor...and I just hope there are more where Trump came from.

At least Trump has shown a better way than W's punching-bag style: like Grant, "he fights." We'll be demanding combativeness as a prerequsite.

30 posted on 09/26/2019 10:05:27 AM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
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To: Hebrews 11:6

No more ‘Mr. Nice Guy’. The GOP gets itself hung up on ‘nicey-nicey’, while Democrats kick s^%t in their faces.

Trump isn’t having any of that!

It’ could be why the MSM continues their en mass race into the sewer, right along with the DNC. If the opposition uses the same tactics, then the only hope for the DNC is if the MSM covers themselves


31 posted on 09/26/2019 11:10:30 AM PDT by SMARTY ("Nobility is defined by the demands it makes on us - by obligations, not by rights".)
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To: SMARTY

oops...’Covers themselves with s*&t too’


32 posted on 09/26/2019 11:11:54 AM PDT by SMARTY ("Nobility is defined by the demands it makes on us - by obligations, not by rights".)
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To: sodpoodle

If he is still moving (or twitching) he is still a threat.

Of course the real answer depends on how far away he is when making the decision to draw your weapon. Even a very skilled shooter requires some time to draw, aim, and fire. A terrorist with a knife and the intent to kill could cover some ground in a few seconds.

This scenario also assumes that no other family members are armed, which might not be the case where I live in Texas. In scenario 4—the Texan—the discussion afterward might be over who made the kill shot.


33 posted on 09/26/2019 11:52:36 AM PDT by unlearner (War is coming.)
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To: sodpoodle
Quote from Polk County (FL) Sheriff Grady Judd, verified by Snopes:

Claim: A sheriff attributed a suspect’s being shot 68 times to “that’s all the bullets we had.”

TRUE

34 posted on 09/26/2019 12:07:42 PM PDT by shortstop (I used to wrap fish in the New York Times, but it made the fish stink.)
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To: sodpoodle
What's the difference between zoos up North, and the ones down South?
Up North they have the description of the animal.
Down South, they have a description and under it a recipe.
35 posted on 09/26/2019 4:57:20 PM PDT by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (After Trump-then what?)
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To: Pete Dovgan

Plus one “warning shot” fired right afterward


36 posted on 09/26/2019 5:53:43 PM PDT by imardmd1 (Fiat Lux)
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To: imardmd1

I like that last warning shot


37 posted on 09/27/2019 4:33:29 AM PDT by Pete Dovgan
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To: Pete Dovgan

Yeah. If you whack someone with one shot, always make sure two are heard.


38 posted on 09/27/2019 12:22:50 PM PDT by imardmd1 (Fiat Lux)
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