Florida woman cited for biting a camel at Louisiana truck stop

www.actionnewsjax.com ^ | Updated: Sep 24, 2019 - 11:02 AM | By: Kelcie Willis

[gcparent]

They closed the circus over reported animal cruelty and here is a camel.

[READINABLUESTATE]

“Gloria Lancaster, 68, and Edmond Lancaster, 73, from Milton, FLORIDA”

Nuff Said.

[gcparent]

Remember Esso tiger from 60s 60s.

[rrrod]

Florida salute!!!!!

[DannyTN]

Not on the privates.

[dblshot]

No No mon capitan, we ride ze camel to town.

[Wonder Warthog]

“It’s against the law in Louisiana to let dogs run off leash on private property, enclosed and unenclosed...”

I think this refers to property NOT OWNED by the dog owner (as in the case when pit bulls invade a yard and injure or kill an animal or human....which has happened many, many times, and not just in Louisiana).

[HChampagne]

Ridiculous how much attention this is getting. I expect it to show up next in L’Oservatore Romano.

[Red Badger]

Dog bites man. Not news.
Man bites dog. That’s news......Horace Greeley...............

This is WOMAN BITES CAMEL!.................

[Pollster1]

I would love to watch that security video while listening to her step-by-step commentary on why she made each decision along that path. It’s not every day that a woman ends up with a live camel’s testicles in her mouth and doesn’t recognize that she may have made one or two silly decisions to get from Point A to Point B.

[Mastador1]

It was stupidity by two people old enough, by far, to have known better and they are getting their just rewards for it.

[Mastador1]

It was reported that just prior to taking a bite she exclaimed “AH, Nuts!”

[Red Badger]

Sahara oysters!.............

[Ancesthntr]

“It sat on her and she bit the poor animal on the balls.”

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I wouldn’t kiss those lips for at least a couple of years.

[Boogieman]

Ah, that makes a bit more sense.

[grey_whiskers]

Mind you, camel balz can be pretti nasti...

[Oatka]

Did she walk a mile for a Camel?

After "nibbling" the camels' testicles (if true), it would give new meaning to the old play-on-words retro ad where a woman has "that" smile, and says "A Camel would walk a mile for me".