Er, the Artillery has had a pretty rough go from time to time.
In Vietnam there were no front lines. Truck drivers were as likely to get it as Infantry.
Charlie seemed to think he was a real vet. Poked several holes through him with an AK somewhere along the line.
You hear bad stories sometimes about medical hospitals supporting the front line but whoever originally put him back together had some amazing skills.
I might even be magnanimous enough to support the idea that those people might be REAL vets too.