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To: chulaivn66

*snort* OK, you owe me a new keyboard. LOL Our ‘Residential Sanitation Engineers’ hate us because we have five house cats, and the used litter gets scooped into leaky plastic grocery bags. Do you know what one plastic Walmart bag full of urine-soaked litter and cat turdlets weighs? About 20 pounds per. A two-week load can add about an extra fifty pounds to the outside can. Let that bake in the heat and then the lid flies open when they get it to the truck. The fumes are downright combustible, on top of eye-watering. Let Alexa give me any static when I’m on the throne, reading the latest issue of Field & Stream, and she goes out with it.


36 posted on 09/20/2019 10:04:14 PM PDT by Viking2002
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To: Viking2002

Two keyboards all shot to hell.

Field & Stream - Got one for you. Some assembly required. Motorcycle trip, Mexican food. A day later that burning sensation. No first-aid cream, but a tube of Unguentine. Moments later screams coupled with calls for my Mama, a fast run, a complete strip down and a long ice water soak. (Unguentine - Unguentine is an over the counter topical antiseptic ointment produced by Lee Pharmaceuticals. It was originally introduced in 1893 as the first antiseptic surgical dressing ointment, by Norwich Pharmaceuticals who later brought Pepto Bismol to market.)


42 posted on 09/20/2019 11:10:45 PM PDT by chulaivn66 ("...government will follow its natural tendency to despotism.")
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