I talked to the toilet in the master bath just this evening, because the damn water line clogged and now it won’t flush. I told it what I’m gonna do to it with a wrench tomorrow, and I used words Alexa can’t understand because I make up profanity on the fly.
Better watch out...Alexa might start reporting people to the authorities. It will go on your Social Credit score.
Makes you pine for an outhouse. Doesn’t it? Next best is a bucket and a bag. I’m a water saving realist. Trashman hates me though. (Well not me, the neighbor two doors down.