[Now, the tablet boots, stays open for a few minutes, gets major crash errors and .net errors, then reboots to more of the same. It has rebooted over a dozen times this morning.]
It has to do that in order to successfully report all of your personal data back to Colossus and Guardian. /only half-joking
It may be the peace of plenty and contentment. Or it may be the peace of unburied dead.