Well Belly Button Girl, I know everyone on this thread cares a lot about our Chicago Bears and my nascent Fantasy team, so let's talk about those things a little bit. 
"I think you're probably very wrong about that but go ahead".
It was a thrilling win for the Bears in Denver, finally getting the taste of that Tim Tebow game from 8 years out of my mouth. Joining us now is our new hero, Bears PK Eddy "Money" Pinero.
"Actually it's me, former Bears kicker Cody "Double Doink" Parkey."
Damn it, that's the last time I let Alexa book the guests. Well, what have you been up to, Cody?
"No one signed me so I've been working at Diary Queen. I don't need the money since even terrible kickers can get paid muli-million dollar deals, more money than you will see in 10 lifetimes. But I love seeing kids eyes light up when their parents buy them ice cream. You can't spend ALL your time laying on the beach with your hot wife, you know?"
Yeah, I feel you dog. Our next guest is Bucs coach Bruce Arians. Hey Bruce, you want to do me a favor and don't cut OJ Howard out of your offense?
"No. And I have to tell you, I'm very dissappointed with your green room."
But we have Perrier.
"The Perrier is nice but it smells like a skunk in there."
"My bad, mon ami, I didn't shower yesterday."
I understand we having breaking news from Nasa? Joining us now via satellite is Nasa Administaor Jim Bridenstine. Jim, is it a UFO?
"We thought so Imp, but do you remember that errant pass Cam Newton threw, missing a wide open Curtis Samuel and costing you a bunch of points?"
I remember...more than one of those, yes.
"Well, it reached low orbit before landing in a backyard in Poughkeepsise. At first we thought it was a Russian drone or possibly Venusians."
Venusians are small enough to fit in a football sized craft?
"Only the eggs, damn anchor babies, we need to change that law".