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Aren’t you glad that ice cream isn’t made with beaver anal secretions anymore?
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| By Zoey Sky - September 16, 2019
Posted on 09/16/2019 2:49:02 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: DeFault User
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:11:47 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
To: mrsmith
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:12:25 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
To: Red Badger
What I want to know is, WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO TASTE THE BEAVER ANAL SECRETIONS? Don't know, but, if he were alive today, I bet I know who he'd vote for.
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:14:02 PM PDT
by
TangoLimaSierra
(To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
To: Red Badger
“Beaver anal secretions?”
Is the headline talking about a “shunt”? :P
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:18:25 PM PDT
by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: TangoLimaSierra
Good thing you weren’t around in the days, when the only effective method physicians had for finding out if a person was diabetic was by tasting their urine. :P
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:29:03 PM PDT
by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: Red Badger
Who was the first one who sucked on a cow’s udders?
To: Red Badger; Gamecock; SaveFerris
To: Dr. Sivana
I’ll lick that beaver till the sun go down.
Anal secretions the husband can clean up.
To: Red Badger
Like the first person who licked a toad and got high from it.
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:36:21 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Red Badger
Just last March, shoppers in France were warned against purchasing bread that contained a dose of opium. Health officials were puzzled about the unexplained presence of the drugs in poppy seed baguettes and ready-made sandwiches made from poppy seed bread.
Poppy seeds don’t usually contain opiates and government investigators posit that a batch of seeds delivered to bakeries may have been contaminated from the latex sap of the plant that has alkaloids.
The investigators have yet to determine exactly how much of the popular sandwich bread was contaminated. One sandwich made from poppy seed bread could contain at least four milligrams (mg) of morphine, a dose equal to almost half a tablet of morphine sulfate that’s administered to individuals diagnosed with cancer.
There is so much ignorance (or lying) in the above statements that the rest of the article isn't worth reading.
Bioavailability of oral morphine ~ 10%. Even if they found 4mg in a sandwich, the effective dose is equivalent to 0.4mg systemically available. An average person couldn't tell that dose apart from placebo.
Cancer patients on oral morphine are typically on 10 to 30mg every 2 to 4 hours plus a sustained release form (MS contin) 30 - 100mg every 12 to 8 hours.
The article is junk.
To: Red Badger
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:39:28 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: Dr. Sivana
With the calf stomach, I could see it being used as a container for milk, and the curdling properties being discovered accidentally.
I don’t even want to think about the beaver secretions.
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:42:46 PM PDT
by
Ellendra
(A single lie on our side does more damage than a thousand lies on their side.)
To: akalinin
“The article is junk.”
Indeed.
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:45:26 PM PDT
by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: dangus
“Castoreum, as you oughtta know, badger, is not “anal secretions.” It’s scent*-gland secretions from downbelow, but not anal.”
As another Freeper stated,
“The article is junk.”
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:46:27 PM PDT
by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: Dr. Sivana
...who DISCOVERED that...calves fourth stomachs made things useful in food prep?Cheese is considered the first processed food. Theory goes that milk stored in a goat or sheep stomach, used as a liquid pouch, solidified. Early humans liked the taste, and figured out how to make it on purposed. Dried and salted, it would keep longer than milk too.
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:47:23 PM PDT
by
Rinnwald
To: Red Badger
Bourbon is still wholesome, right? It’s not made from a weasel dingus or anything, is it?
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:48:12 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(“They are openly stating that they intend to murder you. Prep if you want to live.”)
To: Red Badger
Probably a taste which is something that people who eat beaver just know.
To: Red Badger
Who was the guy that said to himself, “I’m going to eat the next thing to come out of that chicken’s @55?”
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:52:48 PM PDT
by
Repeat Offender
(While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy saints surrounded.)
To: Red Badger
I believe it was joe biden...he discerned that he somehow would get jomore votes.
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:57:01 PM PDT
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp???)
To: TexasGator
Elizabeth Warren has high anal bones
She lied and is either from the Anal Beaver tribe or French
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posted on
09/16/2019 3:57:24 PM PDT
by
advertising guy
(When Pelosi said " Embrace the suck" Kamala did ...... Willie Brown)
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