Posted on 09/15/2019 6:18:27 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A young Arkie goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend - he calls home.
Dad, he says, You wont believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole Blue how to talk! Thats amazing, his Dad says. How do I get Ole Blue in that program?
Just send him over here with $1,000 the young Arkie says, and Ill get him in the course. So, his Father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
So, hows Ole Blue doing son? his Father asks.
Awesome, Dad, hes talking up a storm, he says, but you just wont believe this theyve had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!
Read!? says his Father, No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program? Just send $2,500, Ill get him in the class.
The money promptly arrives. The Arkie and his girlfriend are able to buy enough marijuana to last the whole semester. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his Father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. Even though he was always pretty much able to lie his way out of trouble, the Arkie asked his girlfriend to help him think of a really good lie to tell his Dad. She very quickly came up with a plan for him.
So, she has him shoot the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his Father is all excited.
Wheres Ole Blue? I just cant wait to see him read something and talk!
Dad, the boy says, I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does.
Then Ole Blue turned to me and asked, So - is your Daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?
The Father went white and exclaimed, I hope you shot that lying dog before he talks to your Mother!
I sure did, Daddy!
Thats my boy!
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Too funny!
No mon, no fun, your son.
How sad, too bad, your Dad.
Jerry Clower did this story up right.
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Lol, back in the day; when guys like Jerry Clower, Red Fox, Justin Wilson, etc, were making what then were referred to as party records these guys were the best. I used to have a Jerry Clower cassette but alas its been gone for a long time. Couldnt play it I still had it.
I dont think Jerry could survive in this PC run amok world. I remember one of his stories was entitled The She Coon of Womens Lib.
better than Rudy Ray Moore?
Download it...it’s out there. Just listened to him yesterday at lunch time. “Just shoot up here amongst us. One of us will get some relief!”
If Clinton had a son.
And that’s the
Rest of the Story!
“If Clinton had a son”
he would be better looking than Clinton’s daughter.
Jerry was a big success on tapes at truck stops one of top sellers. I think you can find all his stuff on YouTube, I had all of them on MP3 at one time, may still have them somewhere.
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