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To: RummyChick
My departed Tervuren Ranger once pulled a stunt that had a bunch of us laughing. Years ago, one Christmas Eve we had a family get together and dinner at my parent's place. My sister in law brought a tray of shrimp which were situated on a card table in the living room with other hors d'oeuvres. Due to the size of the tray, one of the shrimp tails just barely overhung the side of the table, which was coincidentally, right about the height of Ranger's head.

Ranger had been curled up at the foot of a chair and when he eyed the shrimp, he stretched, stood up and casually walked by the table, as though he was just strolling to another part of the room. As he passed the table, without missing a stride, his head turned to the side, grabbed the shrimp, then continued forward in one smooth motion, to another corner where he curled back up and ate the shrimp.

You could tell the whole thing was purposely planned to not draw any attention to himself and if caught, make it seem like the shrimp accidentally fell into his mouth.

5 posted on 09/13/2019 6:47:57 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

One of my Dobermans loves bread. Don’t ask me why. He loves it. We were sitting down to eat burgers and we got distracted for just a moment and when we turned back he had half of a hamburger bun impaled on a canine. He just looked at us like, “What?” Didn’t even try to eat it. I should have taken a picture. My wife grabbed her bun back and there was just a little hole in it where his tooth had been.


8 posted on 09/13/2019 7:00:32 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Another memory of a departed dog, an Australian Cattle Dog in my case, involved a bread stick as part of a delivered pizza order. The dog, named Rock Star, was a pup and new to the household so we just had the food on a coffee table. Rock Star had just completed her puppy worming process. She was ravenous so she marched right up to the platter of bread sticks and snagged one while starting to make a quick escape. However, she wasn’t quite quick enough as I grabbed her and removed the bread stick from her mouth. I then proceeded to eat the bread stick in front of her and gave her the last bite. The dog never stole another morsel of food, even when it was in easy reach for her. She immediately grasped the pack rule about the humans eat first and will take care of the dog, too.


12 posted on 09/13/2019 7:09:47 AM PDT by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
We once caught our Chihuahua up on the table eating the second of two left over salmon patties. 😆
17 posted on 09/13/2019 7:29:07 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: Joe 6-pack

My son had a Teruven. Beautiful, intelligent, loyal dog. She finally had to be put down in her old age, due to her suffering in severe pain and losing her ability to walk. Being childless, it was agonizing for him to have her put down.


33 posted on 09/13/2019 11:12:03 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: Joe 6-pack
Sister has a weimaraner that she sent away for about 10 weeks for training and likely thousands of dollars. (I hate the damn dog)

Evidently the trainer and my sister never taught the dog to not steal food from tables or the kitchen counter.

Last Christmas we were all seated in the dining room having dinner when I saw the damn dog leave the kitchen with a loaf of bread in its mouth...........

Every time she has family over for whatever reason, the dog continues to pull that crap..........

I told her that she wasted her time and money on its training and if she really wanted it trained, train it to hunt.

44 posted on 09/13/2019 12:25:26 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (I'm in the cleaning business.......I launder money)
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