My wife’s a cold person. Her side of the waterbed is frozen
My wife and i, we never have sex. We both get undressed and we can’t stop laughing.
When my wife does have sex she SCREAMS. Especially when i walk in on her!
But I know my wife cheats on me. Every time I come home the parrot says “quick, use the window!!”
And my wife cut sex to one time a month. But I’m lucky. Two guys i know she cut off completely.
Sex with my wife is like magic. As soon as I get in bed she disappears.
My wife and I made a deal to stop smoking. We only smoke after sex. I got the same pack since 2014.
You raiding Rodney Dangerfield’s joke closet ? :-P